Most people don’t notice bylines on a
newspaper article, but as a (recovering) journalist, I tend to pay
attention. This article and byline from today’s Washington Post Health section made me spew my coffee:
Getting to The Heart Of ED
Sexual Problems in Men Are Often Tied To Vascular Disease
By Ben Harder
Special to The Washington Post
Tuesday, March 13, 2007; Page HE01
But then I got to thinking. The … er, thrust … of the article is
that cardiovascular disease is linked to sexual dysfunction in men.
And we all know that red wine contributes to cardiovascular health.
So … by the transitive property of equality (if I remember high school
math correctly) …
If A = B, and B = C, then …
RED WINE = VIAGRA!